Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Why the Internet hated the Oscars



The internet was offended by the Oscars. If you watched them, I kind of did, and you weren't offended than there is something wrong with you. The internet has spoken. My wife tells me that I'm not particularly easily offended and perhaps that's why my reaction to the Oscars was, that was fine. Incidentally, I missed the whole opening montage, which apparently set a tone for the way in which everything was seen from that point forward. Missing that particular opening, dare I say it, it didn't seem that awful. I realize that just means that I'm probably a nineteen fifties sexist who belongs on Mad Men, but I just can't muster up the sort of vitriol that I've seen other places.

Perhaps missing the beginning of the show, and the end of the show, and talking through much of the rest of the show doesn't make me the most apt critic. However, I'm one of those filthy people who roundly enjoyed the first three seasons of Family Guy's everyone is going to get taken down style of humor. I didn't watch the new episodes, finding them occasionally funny, though often over the top and more cruel than funny. However, it's strange that we have this dichotomy of young people who pretty much loved a show like Family Guy, but who are also, if polls are to be believed way more in favor of a more liberal cultural attitude. How can these two pieces of information fit together? Is it possible that humor serves some sort of function in loosening up our stiff upper lips, crossing lines that we would otherwise be afraid to cross? Listen, some of the jokes last night just weren't all that funny. However, not being all that funny, or swinging and missing is quite a bit different than being some sort of misogynistic assault on womanhood and sexuality. Perhaps this is what comes of already being familiar with Seth's humor. It didn't particularly trouble me. I am deeply troubled by the shooting at Newtown, by stories, particularly in foreign countries but here as well, of women and children being physically or sexually abused. These things are upsetting and now that I have children of my own, I find them deeply disturbing in a visceral sort of way. I guess I just can't muster up that same sort of rage at a failed attempt at humor, nor do I look to Seth MacFarlane as a cultural icon of what America currently thinks about race, sexuality, religion etc. If I did, then I might be deeply depressed.

The other criticism that I've seen is that the Oscars are so self important, a celebration of the corrupt and debased Hollywood. I tend to think Tarantino is as overrated as it gets, but I find it sort of confusing that we simultaneously lambaste the Oscars for making off color jokes and then lambaste them again for taking themselves so seriously. Apparently, your average american cultural critic wants it both ways. Or maybe they just want Hollywood to get together for an evening and laugh at themselves. While that's a delightful way of making friends, wouldn't the whole show then be guilty of the sort of smarminess that pissed everyone off so much in Seth McFarlane? I mean, this is a monster that we've created. We all go and see the films, talk about the films, think about the films, spend a hell of a lot of money on films, and then we expect them to get together and do a spoof of themselves? That is foolish.

Why is it unfair for people who make movies to take themselves seriously. Yes, the whole evening is awkward and staged, its' somewhere between a bad Broadway show and a bad episode of late night television. I won't defend the staging of the event. However, when they talk about Hollywood taking itself too seriously, I get irritated. Is it possible that the best actors and movies are pieces of art that are meant to be taken seriously? Is it possible that getting together to honor one another for real achievements like Daniel Day Lewis' performance in Lincoln is legitimate. Go to almost any work meeting in American and you'll find a bunch of people taking seriously what other people from the outside would consider trivial. The difference is that it's not televised. However, it's televised because we watch it. It's no accident perpetrated on us or anything. I'm probably biased because I dabble in writing, but I'm wiling to forgive people for taking art seriously for an evening.

The third item, and one that I keep waiting for the Internet to tell me about is the love of Jennifer Lawrence that is burgeoning over right now. I have some female friends who have written wonderful essays about the body, Girls, etc. I just want someone to explain the phenomenon to me. What is it about a girl who talks about farting, falls on the stage and says inappropriate things that is tugging at everyone's heart strings? Don't get me wrong, I like her too, but I'm curious what else is going on. Tell me Internet. My own take is that she's extremely refreshing and unreserved and that's all very charming. However, I think that she's also young, 22, and I wonder what people would think of an older actress who behaved in the same manner. That's right Internet, I'm calling ageism on this one. I just think that people learn to be a bit more guarded as they get older, (I can only presume that's why Nicole Kidman and some of the other older actresses had frozen faces....wait, I'm being told that's Botox. That's sexist Internet. Stop it.) and I wonder what she'll be like in fifteen years, maybe we won't care because she's not young. The takeaway from all this is my rage at the Oscars ageism...except that lady who is apparently 76 who sang the Bond song. She made aging look awesome.

Also this Michael Haneke (director of Amour) quote:

"Tonight I shall place this trinket atop my mantel, and I will sit and look at it for a while. But one day I will be nothing but a pile of dust and bone in a comfortable chair, watched over by an unblinking, tarnished gilded sentinel. Thank you."

Preach. 

Monday, February 25, 2013

A conversation



He fell in love on a Tuesday. It was not with a girl, per se, but with the image of a girl. I’m certain you understand the distinction. He said something about the way that life is tough to navigate in certain moods or time periods, and she told him that she agreed somewhat, but that he might be mistaken. That it might not be certain months or moods that made life difficult to navigate but all the damn people.
“And late stage capitalism,” he said.
“People are always blaming late stage capitalism. Besides which, maybe we’re in early stage capitalism. How come no one ever considers that?”
“I think it’s the dehumanizing part. If you imply that we’re in late stage capitalism it also implies that capitalism was a problem and now it’s in its death throes. Early stage capitalism is depressing. It’s basically like saying Monday instead of Friday.”
“I think of it as the difference between like a Monday and a Wednesday, because, either way, we’re not out of the woods yet.”
“What about using the term, epoch of capitalism.”

“The word epoch isn’t used frequently enough.”
“I use it frequently, though often incorrectly. I spent a period of time in my life using the word segue and pronouncing it seeg, thinking that it was something entirely different from segue.”
“Was it as embarrassing as it sounds?”
“Yeah, I mean. This is the sort of stuff I don’t usually share with people. This is a sign that what we have here is something special.”
“I wouldn’t have thought of it that way.”
“Are you trying to depress me?”
“A little. Is it working?”
“I can’t be sure. I might already have been depressed before we started talking. It’s hard to tell if this is new depression or not. I’m leaning towards not, but I can’t be sure.”
“Is there a point in this conversation where you start being charming or is this it?”
“That’s about all I had. Besides which, we’re overcoming the epoch—
“I see what you did there.”
“The epoch of a male dominated society, roughly 5,000 years or so. This is your opportunity to deny that fairy tale creation. I should not be forced to be charming just as you shouldn’t be forced to be lovely.”
“So basically equality is just both of us being awful.”
“I’m not sure I understand all the nuances but that’s basically it.”
“Huh.”
“Can I bum a cigarette?” 

Saturday, February 23, 2013

Review: The Dark Knight Rises




I don't know if people remember this but apparently there was a large sort of internet coup that happened whereby anonymous fanboys would lambaste anyone who didn't give this movie a positive review. The internet is for rants and pictures of cats, so I can't argue with their zeal. However, after having watched The Dark Knight Rises, my problem with it is that it just wasn't all that good.

To be fair, I'm not watching TDKR in a vacuum. I've had the pleasure of watching Christopher Nolan work something approaching magic in The Dark Knight. The DK was the best super hero movie that we've had to date. And, as anyone who watches movies know, we've had a hell of a lot of super hero movies. The movie was buoyed by the amazing acting performance by Heath Ledger as the joker, a performance that left me feeling physically uncomfortable at its intensity and insanity. The movie itself hit at the right period of cultural zeitgeist, when the fear of a terrorist attack still felt fresh. The movie itself was also brilliant, leaving Batman to choose between the woman he loved and the icon Harvey Dent who he felt could possibly keep the city safe. I didn't know which way he was heading on his bike, and the audience was treated or tortured depending on how you feel about these things to one of those philosophical conundrums made real. The movie should have been nominated for an Oscar, and if it wasn't a "comic book" movie it certainly would have been. The point is, we've got a rather large footprint to fill.

To take a different tack, allow me the brief aside, how much does it matter how you watch a movie? It's widely agreed, and with good reason that action movies are best viewed in theaters. Besides the loud noises and car chase scenes that are given life, it seems to me that a good reason to watch an action movie in a theater is  that you can't pause it to get a drink of water and have your spouse say, "That scene was pretty cool with the plane and all, but it would have been better if we'd known who any of those people were." The thing is, you don't ask that question if you're watching in the theater, you don't wonder, at least until after the movie is over, if Bane's mask distorting half of what he was saying was such a good idea, or whether, in retrospect, giving anyone an English sounding accent doesn't wind up making them sound less villain like and more like someone who would like to serve you afternoon tea.

Try and remember what it's like to watch a movie when you were sitting next to a person who you wished you were dating, way more engrossed in the positioning of your legs next to one another's or the intake and rhythm of a breath as opposed to some, in comparison, banal plot twist. Or, better yet, when one watches a movie once you start dating, when you've basically cosigned that there is no way you'll make it through to the end of the movie, or the classic, watching a sex scene with one's parents. The obvious point is that how you watch a movie has a great deal to do with how you experience the movie. If this review has any take away point, it's that you should go back in time and see this movie in the theater where the incoherence will seem more a result of the IMAX theater than what are in fact just some weak plot points.

Interestingly, Thomas Frank, editor of Harper's wrote an excoriating essay about the violence in movies and its pernicious effect on our psyches, citing TDKR as an example of a movie in which people just run around shooting one another. (Obviously the shootings in CO make this parallel way more evident than it might be otherwise. He also dips into why Tarantino is kind of terrible, but we'll leave that for another day).

The movie occasionally broaches on incoherent, However, as action movies go, I'd probably call it good. However, to call it a good action movie rates it several miles away from its predecessor, which was, a very good Movie. This movie is simply a passable third marker in the very good Batman trilogy. It also hits at a different time in our culture, when concerns over terror are not what they were a few years ago. Right now we're more concerned about the guns we turn against ourselves or others that are in our own houses. That's why the movie doesn't seem as salient, watching a mad man running around inciting insurrection that seems to be loosely playing with some sort of 99 percent/French revolution under the Committee of Public Safety seems like a swing and a miss. Is it fun to watch a motorcycle that can turn on a dime due to spinning wheels? Of course it is. And I wouldn't argue that the movie doesn't have any pleasures, it's just that they are muted beneath the various plot contrivances that arise during the course of this 2 and a half hour movie that should have come in at much more coherent and shorter 2.

This movie starts out with an evil villain Bane running around with his mask on creating havoc and a bunch of people trying to talk Batman into being Batman. Also, their is an interim police chief who uses the term, "hothead" to describe a young cop, played by Joseph Gordon Leavitt. As if it wasn't ghastly enough that the phrase slipped past someone's red pen, JGL, is called a hothead by government agents later in the movie. Any movie that involves cops calling one another hothead's is not paying too much attention to the details, thinks its audience is extremely stupid, or is playing with the conventionality of prior forms. Anyone who has watched how deadly serious these Batman movies are knows that it's not the third. (I suspect that it was Ledger's turn as the insane joker that was really the perfect match for the intense seriousness of these movies. He managed to make the seriousness seem both silly and necessary at the same time, allowing the audience to both identify, feel discomfort, and then wish this strange conjunction of feelings away).

To try and deliver some sort of plot synopsis at this point in time would be to do the movie a disservice. The plot appeared to be a blindfolded Christopher Nolan taking swats with his camera at a Batman/Bane shaped pinata. What if we blow up a football field? What if we make some strange tie in to the 99 vs. 1 percent debate, but make it seem as though the 99 percenters are all a gaggle of innocents or street toughs? What if people are executed by walking out on ice? What if the police get caught and then almost get out, but then are shot, but then Batman saves them. What if the government tries to help, but then, someone betrays them and they get shot. What if we not only have a roving nuclear weapon, but also a bunch of trucks moving the weapon around, oh, and also the bomb is exploding no matter what happens after a period of days, maybe we should have Batman break his back and maybe he has to jump out of Bane's prison to escape, and the prisoners chant when someone tries to do it or something. I don't know. Pass me some more pills.

The plot machine that seemed inventive in "Inception" because the idea made it seem plausible is put on the spin cycle and left to go wild in TDTR. Despite that, most of the major actors, Michael Caine as Alfred, (though all I ever hear now when Michael Caine is speaking is the guys from the wonderful movie The Trip, imitating Michael Caine) a well chiseled and serious Christian Bale as Batman, Anne Hathaway as catwoman, actually do a pretty good job in the movie. The problem is that everything that is happening around them, which is usually a stadium blowing up or street toughs leaving the cities jail and waving guns in the air and vaguely trying to overthrow Wall Street is kind of meh.

The other problem is that the lead villain, Bane, has an incoherent story, a way of standing with his fingers at his jacket that is supposed to be imposing but just makes him wind up looking like he's waiting for someone to offer to take his coat. A fact, which is not aided by his English sounding accent. By the end of the movie, when you discover, after yet another plot twist involves Bruce Wayne's trusted friend turning out to be the daughter of his old arch nemesis, (I can't make this stuff up), Bane is revealed to have been her protector. At that point you find yourself wishing that he'd just take off the mask and serve some crumpets. It turns out that having someone look imposing and win fist fights while talking about how he loves the dark just sounds like a man who knows how to play a good game of Willie ghost. (Familial game, I'll explain it some other day).

I have to offer a plug to Cat Woman, as played by Anne Hathaway. Miss Hathaway managed to transform a fairly predictable role of good girl gone wrong into something approaching a fleshed out character. She also was very believable performing stunts and kicking around various henchmen, and she played the conflicted double crossing girl about as well as was probably possible given the weaker writing in the movie. She was believable as an action star and didn't look shabby in the suit either.

The movie also seemed full of incomplete gestures. The 99 percent/Committee of Public Safety was one. It's hard to avoid Vader comparisons when you make a trilogy and the lead villain wears a mask that distorts his voice, and who turns out to be the protector of the daughter of your evil surrogate father. Again, if it sounds confusing, that's because it is. But everything feels disjointed by the end. Am I to understand the governments failure to intervene as some sort of shot at bank bail outs, tax rates, or just another minor plot engine to start and then diffuse?

I feel like I'm offering too many criticisms for a movie that was probably better than most of the action fare that we see, but I might have to revise my earlier statement that it was good, and call it something approaching passable. I suppose that the context in which I watched the movie, multiple pauses in which teeth were flossed or water was gotten, points in the movie where we stopped it, so I could point out that it was Hines Ward running from the exploding stadium, probably didn't help the movie, but that's because the movie didn't help itself. It was fine in the way that many puerile things are fine, but if a movie is going to take itself as seriously as Batman, it needs to be better. The Avengers, another passable movie, is not nearly as pernicious because it was aware of its essential silliness, this iteration of Batman was always deadly serious. The stakes were always all of Gotham. And, in the end, the stakes were too high.

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

On Matthew



We always had season one. The first season of DA gave us one of the most interesting, not technically interesting I suppose, more, enthralling romances on a television show that we'd seen in quite a while. Andy Greenwald had a nice piece in Grantland about the dearth of romance on what are considered "good" television shows. We appear to have taken a turn towards the dark, Sopranos, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones are all current exemplars of critical darlings, but they are very rarely concerned with love. Rather, it's a recapitulation of DFW's "Brief Interviews with Hideous Men."  These characters are too busy scheming, rising up the corporate ladder or making drugs to have time to lavish love on other living and breathing human beings. That's why the love story between Matthew and Mary on DA was so pleasing. Yes, we all understood how it was going to end. Jane Austen wrote the playbook on this one. And yet, despite the obvious ending, the first season of DA had one of the most satisfying and engrossing love stories that we've had in a while, in large part due to the appeal and charm of Dan Stevens' Matthew Crawley.

Matthew was the outsider to Downton, the signifier of the change that was to come. And, in that way he was both the mobilizing force for change and the emblem or stand in for the audience. We all knew where all these rich families were going and so did Matthew. They were going to have to work. It didn't hurt that he was rakishly handsome, that never hurts anything. But, in addition to his good looks he was hard working. And most viewers, and people in general tend to see associate themselves with the hard working folks like Matthew rather than the Abbey clan. Thus, we were always rooting for him. If he wanted Mary, then, dammit we wanted him to have her.

Of course, it's my argument that the show would have been truly great if it had wound up mid way through season 2 with Mary and Matthew getting together. However, this show is getting ratings. Anyhow, this lead to Matthew going away to war, coming back with spinal bruising, getting engaged, having his fiancee die after seeing him kiss Mary, feeling guilty about that, then finally giving up and marrying her. Jane Austen is rolling over in her grave at these plot contrivances. I can't blame Dan Stevens for anything that happened in Season 2, in fact, he thought the scene of Matthew rising from the wheelchair was over the top, but you play the hand you're dealt. By the end of season 2 Matthew had proven himself in war and come home to reclaim Mary. What was left for him? Apparently nothing as Dan Stevens decided he wanted off the show.

To his credit Stevens says he realizes that he probably won't ever have it this good again. He just says he's interested in new projects, hell, he got to judge the Booker prize this year. The man is doing things. How much do we blame him for ruining our fairy tale and how much do we blame DA for ruining our fairytale? I don't have a good answer. However, if the third season was any indication, as I wrote the other day, Matthew and Mary had spent all their good lines. What was left was lying around with one another declaring that they were showing their true selves, this becomes tiresome in the best of D.H. Lawrence, so I'm not sure that it could have ever lasted on television.

Unlike Sybil we have no idea what his death will do to the characters on the show, whether it will be an earthquake or a minor shockwave. I don't know which way to bet. I could see either plot point used, though I hope judiciously. Maybe someone should read that Frost poem about how the living go on living. Unfortunately, Matthew dying at the end of a season, though it serves as a nice plot contrivance, doesn't much allow the characters, and thus the audience to grieve. He is just dead. That's the way that death has always been and always will be, and yet, we like to feel like the suffering was somehow meaningful. In its current state, Matthew's death is more a plot engine than an emotional one, which seems sad given how intensely likeable he was for the first two seasons of the show. Again, the character was one of the most romantically interesting people we've had strolling around on a well reviewed and watched show in a long while. I think that's why so many people are upset that he's gone, even if, as I argued a couple of days ago, it allows the show to travel down new avenues.

Let's all just imagine a different outcome though, one where the show skips ahead a generation or two instead. One where the marriages of Matthew and Mary's children are what's important, and the land is divided up piece meal. Imagine a final episode of the show where Matthew walks down the long hallways of Downton peering into the rooms now full of dust once filled with the people he had loved so dearly. Perhaps that's the way I'll imagine this season ended instead, with an elderly Matthew saying goodbye to the house that he learned to love.


Monday, February 18, 2013

Downton Abbey Season Finale Recap



I liked the previous season's Christmas season more, primarily because I got to have some good old fashioned heart flutters watching Mary and Matthew in the snow as opposed to blood seeping out of his corpse in this year's finale. But, that cultural touchstone of 21st century Downton Abbey shows us once again that life and love are ephemeral. Either that or an actor wanted off the show. Either way, no heart flutters this time around.

It's hard to evaluate a show for narrative continuity or ingenuity when you're aware that the actor dictated, in large part, the terms of his exit. In the context of she show, the death of Matthew felt both sudden and rushed. I'm sure that they felt they were achieving some sort of cinematic and effective overlap having the child just born, the family discussing things coming together, (despite Sybil's death), Robert saying he accepts Matthew, (which,  before he became troll Robert he always liked Matthew. He was the first one, but, no matter. The show must go on. I never let facts get in the way of a good story) and then having that person going home carefree and being hit by an oncoming car. Well, it felt rushed. Why couldn't he have gotten a good old fashioned shot to the stomach while hunting? Maybe it would have given us a few moments to appreciate him.

Of course, if Downton Abbey is to continue, as it seems it will, for another few seasons they were going to have to rough some things up anyway. The Atlantic had a piece about why DA had been so boring this year, in which the claim was made that it was because everyone was married. Now, to the writer's credit they went on to say that the real problem is that the complexity and nuance of give and take that comprise a marriage were largely off stage. I'll not argue that marriage is as heady as those first stages of romance but it is not the uncomplicated affair that DA presented this season.  I complained at the early, and a bit deus ex machina resolution to the Cora and Robert quarrel after Sybil's death, and I said the same about Matthew and Mary sitting around in bed telling each other they fall more in love with one another every day. Neither seemed plausible. So, perhaps Dan Stevens, like JBF before him, has done the show a favor by forcing himself to be offed. If the marriages we saw in season three were any indication of what was to come, what was to come was something approaching boredom, or as I call it, watching Anna tell Bates that she loves him while he's in prison.

The show was at its best during season one when it had three marriageable girls all wandering around the grounds getting into mischief with Turkish fellows, chauffers and older men. Of course, the show also profited in the early going from being about the flower shows, the difference between forks and how to properly clean a fireplace. These little gestures, like Jimmy and Alfred sitting in plush chairs for a moment and the audience wondering how they could think of such a thing were the pleasures of season one. By the mid-point of season two we had spinal bruising and an actor with the loudest voice in the world claiming to the heir. It was clear how far some parts of the show had fallen off rather steeply. And yet, we were still given our moment in the sun, which turned out to be in the snow, of Matthew and Mary together at last.

The fourth season, it it's to be successful at all, will have to simultaneously manage the exciting prospect of three marriageable women with care. We had another rather careless plot device in this episode, a maid introduced and dismissed all in about fifteen minutes of screen time. If they wanted to make the point that Branson changed, fine, I'm not certain that carrying out an entire plot arc in fifteen minutes is the way to go. Of course, having the maid as seducer was already tried with Robert along with the man who proposes marriage at the fair (to Mrs. Hughes in season 1) and apparently Fellowes thought it was such a good plot device that he'd try it twice more with Mrs. Patmore and Mrs. Crawley.

The episode itself was just fine, if a bit slow. However, I would much rather the show take its sweet time than tumble us through plot after plot in a scant 50 minutes. In fact, I think the latter half of season three, called boring, was largely comprised of better television than that of season 2. The second season still had some cards on the table and yet it consistently went over the top. I feel that season three was about the show finding a way to still exist beyond the story of Matthew and Mary. Of course, if it was ever to be a classic miniseries it would have ended roughly half way through season 2 with the Christmas episode, but I suppose that is neither her nor there. The show must go on, and it must go on without Matthew in this case, and I think it has a chance, at least character wise, to do so.

It seems that audiences want things two ways with DA. Season 2 was roundly panned for turning into a soap opera, and rightly so, but it now seems that the backlash to season three is that it is too boring followed by shocking deaths. Well, the show has a third way, as I've stated above, and it is by following the trail of the next to last episode, highlighting the humor and class distinctions between Mrs. Crawley and Violet, or the placement of a tray. I think the show is definitively at its best when these small intrigues are placed alongside the inevitably larger storylines that will arise. (That's one of the reasons that I liked Mary better than Matthew this season. Sure she was a bit acidic towards Edith, we could probably let that go, but she at least retained a bit of her cheekiness in her relationship with Matthew).

Of course, whether we'll become attached to Branson as we were to Matthew, or to Rose as people were to Sybil, highly doubtful, is really at the heart of the matter. If Fellowes can create three dimensional characters who are pulled in a variety of different directions by duty, class, love, etc. then the show has a chance to reinvent itself. However, if they remain tugged along behind plot contrivances like the tiresome and confusing Bates imprisonment then the show's original excellence will be nearly forgotten by the time they all die in a train wreck in Season 7.

This whole write up has been about the future of DA, and that isn't by accident. This season, and this episode in particular was not about wrapping up storylines but about opening new ones. The trip to Dunn Eagle, which apparently just proved that Matthew was right, and provided us with Mosely dancing.(I can only hope that Mosely continues to be featured on the show as he's quickly becoming one of my favorites for keeping it lighthearted) was a bit of a dud. Perhaps they could have gotten Matthew shot there, or not had another sister with a surprise birth. The trip felt a bit empty in a strange way besides Edith discovering another doomed lover.

There is also the risk that we'll grow tired of these people after another couple of seasons, that the petty intrigues will no longer be amusing, but just petty. Any show that runs on for longer than two seasons runs that risk. It is my great hope that the next character who is killed off the show will exeunt under the writer's terms rather than as their choice. In a weird way, the forced exits make the season itself seem forced, sure some moments were missed in terms of developing martial complexity, but killing off two main characters is a lot to handle in a short episode run. In the end, they couldn't really kill of Matthew, his marriage to Lady Mary already did that, that was when he went from a phantasm of unmet desire to good old fashioned flesh and failure, land use and farming. Let's remember him as he was rather than as he turned to be. Let's all picture him walking in to the family concert for the soldiers in full regalia and joining Mary in song. There, wasn't that nice?


Friday, February 15, 2013

Review: Drive




On the movie Drive and the fragmentation of Self
                Guess what? Facebook might be bad for you. I’m not here to reveal a new dimension of truth to you. This is not The Matrix. There is no pill. I am here to remind you that lived reality in the twenty first century, which is to say, a lot of mediated reality, is complex. It involves decisions like whether a man having his head stomped in an elevator while the camera lingers over the evisceration of his neck, is an act of artistic representation, a shout out to Tarantino and noir, a mythopeic retelling of the western hero, or a really messed up scene of violence that’s only acceptable because we’re a morally bankrupt society. These are the sorts of questions that a sane person should be asking themselves as they watch the incredibly “cool” movie Drive.

                If you haven’t yet seen the movie, Drive, you should. Although, to play devil’s advocate, you shouldn’t. The first part of the movie involves lengthy overhead shots of a brightly lit western city, one with long dark freeways and wide arterials presented with the soundtrack of what sounds an awful lot like a bad ass eighties song playing. The dialogue is minimal. We meet a driver, played by “Hey Girl’s” Ryan Gosling, who helps navigate those wide and dark streets as a getaway driver for criminals. After we’ve established that Gosling’s character is quiet and cool, via a getaway car chase, that, to its credit, does not involve jumping over a single bridge, the movie settles down so as to develop a love triangle between Gosling, “the Kid” and the woman who lives in the next apartment, a seemingly single mom played by Carey Mulligan. The audience is to intuit, rather than experience their love as the love triangle develops through long gazes and small bits of conversation. A neat, if failed attempt at breaking the traditional movie mold.

                The plot turns when the budding romance is interrupted by the return of Mulligan’s previously jailed husband, Bentio. Some small adjustments occur, where Gosling’s characters relationship with Mulligan and her son is redefined, but the real turn comes when Benito tells Gosling that he needs to pay off debts incurred in prison or he’ll be killed. Gosling offers his services as the getaway driver, and helps him to rob a pawn shop. However, Benito is killed while trying to escape, and the “the kid,” like all western heroes, goes from a man seeking peace and quiet, in this case playing trains with his neighbor’s little boy, to a ruthless killer. That pretty much sums the movie up.  

                We’ve become, or maybe always have been, a visual culture, and movies are our greatest celebration of that dominant sense. Whether it’s redefining our relationship to sexuality due to the wide availability of pornography, or the reimagining or Pearl Harbor, or the death camps in Nazi Germany, we don’t go in much for listening anymore. This, in and of itself, is not problematic. However, as visually dominant creatures, it seems relevant to ask, as individuals[1]what our consumption of violence, crudity, and Nicholas Sparksesque movies like “The Vow” means. Is there any relationship to the crudity and short shrift most meaningful relationships are given in rom com, or lack of identifiable characteristics in action movies, to the dearth of nuance in a lot of American political discourse? In short, does it matter how we choose to entertain ourselves? I don’t think I have a right answer, but I’m concerned with anyone who is not at least asking themselves that question.

Drive really takes off at high speed during the second half of the movie. If Benito’s death is the car starting, it is the death of Christina Hendricks’, she of Mad Men fame that is the foot on the gas. A short range blast from a shotgun turns her head into a watermelon, splattering the driver, the room, and nearly everything in sight.  The movie escalates in violence from there, including a dramatic fork to the eye stabbing, a boot stomping in an elevator, a forced drowning, a cutting of an artery with a shiv, each recorded by the camera in glorious, loving detail.  When the violence concludes, the audience, or at least this audience member, is forced to reconstruct the final forty five minutes of the movie to find something meaningful.

                And this is where the fragmentation of the modern self begins to worm its way in. There are a variety of different ways to interpret this movie. I believe it entirely plausible that an audience member would witness the scope and breadth of the violence and declare the movie meretricious. And, if that seems too fine a point to put on it, let’s go with, deeply messed up. It is difficult to imagine the presence of art in the face of so much reckless violence. The only relatable popular film, in terms of violence, that I can remember seeing was “Pan’s Labyrinth,” where the violence was indicative of the fascist regime’s insanity. There is an admittedly large part of me, framed by a Christian upbringing that finds it almost stunning that an “enlightened” society of twenty-first century human beings, wholly aware of our barbaric past, could find images of abject violence entertaining. It’s truly Romanesque. And if I allow that part of my brain to drive, I fear that this is how our society will be remembered, like the Romans forever linked to the gladiators. We’ll be remembered as a society that spent an increasing amount of time indulging our lower sensibilities, anaesthetizing ourselves from real world atrocities. I’d argue that it’s very possible to watch the movie, Drive, and be appalled. In fact, I’d go as far as to say that I’d be concerned if a person wasn’t in the least disturbed.

The point is moralistic, I know, and we’re an American society where morality is often linked to the Christian right and endlessly retrograde culture wars, but what is gained through watching the movie Drive? That is, unless a person is planning to embark on a career of stunt driving and brutal violence, to which, enjoy. Studies have shown that children are able to differentiate, rather easily, between a game of Call of Duty and real life, but it’s probably reasonable to ask if they gain anything by appealing to our base, rather than our angelic natures. What hope is there in this of reifying the callowness and brutality of man?

I realize that I’m stepping over a certain line here, that we understand that movies are intended, in general, to entertain rather than edify us, and that all the movie “Drive” is really asking of us is to be loved. And how can we not love something so stylish? The city is so bright, the streets so wide, the music playing in such a way that we feel as if we are driving through our own city at night, the warm wind blowing in the window. The casual violence allows us to indulge some small part of the deep rage that comes with a daily commute, a thankless job, an unfulfilled life, in short, being us.

It’s also possible to watch Drive and run a grad school analysis on it, identifying the Ryan Gosling character as the anti-hero. It is possible to note that he is a drifter, possessed of a strange yet exacting morality, with no past and no future. In this way, Gosling, is playing the hero of the American West: a hero, whose roots aren’t only found in John Wayne’s movies, but in the seminal work of western literature, The Bible. Gosling is a hero ripped from the pages of Judges, bringing a vicious justice to people because their own wickedness demands it.

The city where drive takes place is definitively western. It is Los Angeles, a city made for driving; a city that always looks good, the burning image of an authentic west. The main character is alternatively called, “the kid” or nothing at all, for the majority of the movie. This particular nameless quality brings to mind Cormac McCarthy’s brilliant depiction of the sordid history of the west in Blood Meridian, a book who’s titular signifier is not misplaced.  

Drive mimics the format of McCarthy’s book, upending the popular image of a lonely gunslinger wandering into town and straightening things up with a few puffs of smoke. The violence in Drive is stomach turning. The villains bleed. They suffer. They are the monstrous grooms of violence, dressed in black suits and so their death is wedded to it. In this way “Drive” achieves a certain authenticity that most western movies lack. Its truth is hard, like Judges. It warns that a life steeped in violence will lead to a stiff retribution. And when the hero drives, or rides off into the sunset, it is not with an unmarked soul, but with one made unclean by blood.

In this iteration of interpretation, the movie offers us a subtle kind of hope: the hope that we might learn, or reinterpret our troubled past. This movie could stand as a signpost to the rewriting of history, an attempt to understand violence rather than pass over it in silence. The reality of Hiroshima and Nagasaki looms ominously in my thoughts. We routinely watch movies that depict the specter of nuclear war, though perhaps it is a hopeful one that the specter is always greeted with such fear. I hope that we have not lost our institutional memory of the lived and painful realities of that choice. Perhaps we need a brave film maker to remind us in the way that “Schindler’s List” or “Life is Beautiful” did that our depravity knows no bounds.

Viewed through this spectrum, Drive, is an excellent movie, though it involves a viewer providing their own rigid critique, remaining an active rather than a passive participant. This part of me, very different from the moralistic first, received a graduate degree in creative writing, and can’t watch a movie or read a book without trying to sift through the box of letters to find hidden meanings, subtexts, a story within a story.

The third, and admittedly the way in which I’m least trained, way in which to watch Drive is as a film student. It is possible to identify the director, Nicolas Refn, as arising from the same vein as Taranatino, an art house auteur bringing his own style to this western horror. It is possible to note the homage to Eastwood and McQueen, the subtle nod of the bomber’s jacket that Gosling wears throughout the movie, even after it’s spattered in blood. It is possible to appreciate the subtlety and innocence of the unconsummated love between Gosling and Mulligan, and also appreciate the juxtaposition of his almost effete treatment of her with the stunning violence once he’s unleashed. Drive, in many ways, appears to be Refn’s own homage to the eighties, to the movies he loved.
It is this artistic side that is able to watch Drive and note the artistic elements without questioning the nihilistic centerpiece that is signified by the brutal violence. The violence, when viewed through this lens, is not real, but a connection to the past. It is artistic rather than moral. The main character could be cast as an Everyman, merely a human being reacting to a cruel and bizarre world.  

And herein lies the problem of the modern self. How do I watch the movie?  Is it as an aspiring writer, interested viewer, a caretaker of Judeo-Christian ethics, that has, at least in the New Testament, a rejection of the nihilism the movie espouses? The eyes are the window to the soul.

Ultimately I’d propose that I’m troubled by anyone who does not watch the movie “Drive” and feel doubt. Doubt in the Greek sense, as in, the type Peter felt as he betrayed Christ, a literal pulling in two directions. If the film doesn’t trouble you in the slightest, if the violence seems canned, or part of a great filmic tradition, than perhaps you should evaluate how you watch movies, what point there is in it, because religious or secular you are spending precious minutes of an ever dwindling life doing it. And, if the movie merely appears to be cool, or appeals to a certain aesthetic, I’d examine exactly what that aesthetic is, and peel away at the layers to discover what lies beneath, it might be fruit for more thought, or it might be rotten.

And, if you watch the movie as a pure moral tale and are disgusted, I’d be troubled as well. It seems clear that there are interesting elements, including the antihero, and an existentialist thread of strangeness reminiscent of Eastwood or Camus. You needn’t come around to liking the film, but it would be a disservice to see it dismissed without granting its complexities. It seems a tragedy to float through life on a sea of certainty when we live in a universe of such unexplained complexity.
It seems a shame to have spent so much time on a movie that is, for all intents and purposes, not as good as number of other films released in 2011. But it is this fragmentation of the modern self that the movie evokes, accidentally mostly, that makes it interesting. I’d encourage anyone who has already seen the film to reconsider what they’ve seen, try to dig beneath the stylish exterior and slipshod descriptions of in vogue neo-noir films to see if anything else exists beyond mere entertainment, or, if viewed through the opposite lens of being appalled, to think of the movie again as an attempt at truth, about the taming of our rugged country and of the unquiet soul. And, if you haven’t seen it, approach the movie with your eyes open, in wonder and in fear, as we should approach more things in this endearingly complex world of ours.




[1] I’m not going to interrogate Hollywood studios in general, because they are, like most of American society, locomotive engines specifically designed for the means of making Uncle Scrooge like amounts of money. It is not, in my opinion, their job to teach us what to consume, or how to understand it. The job of interpretation is ours. 

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Downton Abbey Season 3 Episode 6



I have a theory, perhaps a mistaken theory, that writers, or viewers, thus the caveat, just know how to dole out interesting plot lines if they're given two hours. The first Downton Abbey of this season flies in the face of this theory because it was almost unwatchable whenever the American mother was on screen. However, it seems to me that viewers have become used to watching an entire storyline get laid out and tied up in a fairly neat bow in a two hour time slot by the movie industry. Thus, the two hour Downton Abbey had nice pacing, in a way that some of the previous episodes had not. Sure, we had the Thomas scandal introduced and solved in the episode, but we had a full two hours for that to take shape, which made it feel less rushed, or more familiar or something. I might be wrong. It's happened a lot for most of my life, but I'm willing to consider the idea that every Downton episode should be two hours to keep it from going off the rails. 

A few episodes ago, pre-Sybil expiration, I complained that I wanted the show to kill off Branson to free her up. Well, apparently due to contractual disputes, the show did the next best thing and freed Branson up. He had become a little too much of a caricature and a firebrand over the course of his time on the show. In fact, I never wanted him to marry Sybil. I thought the prettiest daughter should have gone to Matthew, but that's a different show. Anyhow, I'm quite enjoying his recovery from burning down houses in the countryside to little lord of the English manor. Certainly a more cynical watcher could complain that his turnabout is a bit too quick, but I'm willing to accept it on the grounds that his life completely changed after his wife died, freeing him, and the writers up to experiment a little. And I think they've struck on something. I enjoy the way he finessed Lord Grantham and won his way into the heart of Mrs. Grantham. It seems to me that the character actor playing Branson is up to the task of acting in a more nuanced role, and I'm happy to see him take it on. 

The whole episode was mostly pleasing. I'd say that the one misstep was the writer who proposed that they steal the plot of Jane Eyre and was not shut down. Placing Edith at the center of  a love triangle with a mad woman will only result in more trouble for her as she's no Jane. The editor she meets claims that his wife is in an asylum, but rest assured, she's knocking around in the attic by the end of the season. Also, did they have to pick an actor who looks, in the fact at least, like a replica of Sir Antony? 

The sage of Thomas and Jimmy comprises the main action of the episode, and I have to give the show credit for that one moment of Thomas sitting on his bed, alone, head bowed, deciding whether to go after Jimmy or not. Sure he's ignoring the fact that O'brien hates him, but I thought the moment was tender, human. Of course he crashed through the door, kissed the sleeping Jimmy and got walked in on by Alfred, but, it's Downton Abbey, we can't just have people struggling, we need action! I suppose it would have been too much to ask the show to slow it down more, but I'd like to see more moments like that, slow, careful, moments of humanity stripped a little raw. 

The whole house is up in arms about the Thomas scenario, though it comes to light that everyone already knew he was gay. The show handles the issue somewhat clumsily, having characters like Carson vacillate between calling it despicable and condemning Jimmy for doing nearly the same. It's not easy territory to plow through, and having Thomas say that he was not twisted, felt both right, and overstated. The truest moment is still of him sitting on the bed trying to figure out what to do. 

The resolution takes place at the cricket match. Special commendation to Mosely, who really shined in this episode, obnoxiously going on and on about the ins and outs of cricket and then turning out to be terrible at the game. It seemed like the actor was having fun playing the part, and he was wonderful at keeping the obsequiousness of Mosely on hand despite his seeming confidence in his cricket game. I think he's one of the best characters on the show, though that's in part because his smaller role demands less insanity than some of the other characters. 

Lord Grantham returns from trolling around the estate, complaining at Matthew that they just need to invest in one more pyramid scheme to retain some dignity by saving Thomas from leaving and Alfred from reporting him, promoting both in the process. It wasn't quite in keeping with the season one Lord of the manor, who had a bit more humanitarian in him as the show made it clear that part of Thomas staying was for a cricket match. However, I'll take my small victories where I can get them when it comes to Troll Grantham. 

The other story line was the resolution of Ethel cooking for Mrs. Crawley. And I always love it when the dowager and Mrs. Crawley square off. There is always such delicious intrigue, difference, and the two of them giving one another both truth and less credit than they each deserve. It was a nice moment to have the dowager watching Ethel cry after being slighted in the village and connecting that to her rabid approach to getting the woman out of town. It showed, though she never admitted it, the human side of her. I think that the comedic relationship between the two women, when played in this way, is probably the finest on the show and a welcome reprieve from other melodramatic moments. 

The other new introduction was an eighteen year old grand niece, who was obviously up to no good from the beginning. She plays everyone for a fool, gets herself back to London and back into the arms of her older and married lover. And that's when we get Matthew coming to the rescue and being likable for one of the few times this season, maybe the man is just cut out to rescue women rather than run estates, by saying, "Older men who are trying to seduce young women always have tolls for wives. You should meet her first." The show, due to this little interaction and the good as usual Dowager and Mrs. Crawly was one of the funnier in recent memory, and it benefited from it. 

The last thing to address is the rising Bachelor like music we keep hearing when Matthew and Mary are together. Yes, they're having a kid together, but it's starting to feel like they're selling us something that might not wind up smelling like roses. I keep expecting Matthew to tell Mary that he's going to whisk her away on a helicopter to Costa Rica and seeing her eyes light up. I'm not quite sure why we keep having to be reminded that they love each other by having the two characters say, "I love you to one another." The love between Lord Grantham and his wife seemed stronger in season one, if only because they talked about issues in bed before reassuring one another of their love, which felt a bit more real life. Why is it so uninteresting to watch two people say, "I love you," to one another when the feeling of saying "I love you" to another person, at least early on, is so exhilarating. I suppose it's because what we're not seeing is the myriad of unsexy ways that real love functions, or not enough of it, and so we're left watching two people saying I love you it feels less romantic than it did that first time in the snow. Apparently television can mirror real life in this way. If he really loved her, he'd take out the trash more often. 

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Gymnastics Round 2



I grew up watching Bella Karoli guide our women's team to the gold medals that we (I can say we because it was my team spirit that guided those girls to victory from my living room) so richly deserved. Knowing that, it was time to head back to gymnastics class to redeem ourselves.

Takes off Sadie's shoes. Takes off his own shoes. The ground is cold. Notices that none of the other caregivers have their shoes off. Considers putting shoes back on. Doesn't. Some guy is mopping the floor. Now my feet are wet.

Why are all the other kids in her class so big? Why can't she compete against other 2.2 year old's? Eventually class begins. We start by running around in circles on dots. This time, I just smile benevolently as she sort of goes in a circle/cuts across the middle. I won't be running today. I don't want to embarrass the family. We finally stop and sit down on a dot. "Daddy on a dot!" she says. She's bossy, but I sit to show what a good sport I am. The teacher asks us to put our hands over our head. Why isn't she doing it? Is it that she doesn't understand, that she doesn't want to? Either my child is slow or petulant. Maybe both. I glance around and one of the other kids is off on the side picking up his dot and chucking it at his loving mother. We're all right...besides the fact that I'm the only guy here.

We move on to the rope swing. I know the drill. Some giant little boy climbs up to the top and swings across like he's Tarzan. Sadie has to be coaxed into going and then holds on with only one hand to show how amazing she is/still hold on to the teacher because she is scared. We go over to roll down a mat instead. I try to get her to do a somersault but she's more a fan of log rolls. Maybe she'll specialize in uneven bars.

We move from the bars into the next room for some sort of obstacle course, somersault, crawling through some things, walking along a dot path, doing a handstand, then jumping. She struggles with the somersault but pulls it off with a heavy does of assistance. She moves gamely through the obstacles like Bruce Willis in one of the Die Hards. Then she starts to walk along the path. "Keep going!" I shout at her when she stops. What is she doing? As it turns out I've forgotten about the handstand, but she hasn't. She does a relatively good handstand against the mat to teach me a lesson. I consider spanking her to teach her a lesson but don't.

We move over to the balance beams where she steps neatly over some sand buckets while keeping her balance. We'll probably have to move her to some Eastern Bloc country to get training for this kind of talent. On the second trip, she kicks over some buckets. I don't blame her. Maybe she'll be good at soccer?

We move into the last phase, running and jumping across a trampoline. She decides that she'd like to hold up the whole line of kids by picking up the plate/dots they're supposed to walk over to get to the trampoline. I explain that she is supposed to walk on them, not pick them up and set them on the trampoline like table settings. She doesn't agree. I pull her away. She attempts to bite me. Some other judgmental parent says, "Oh." She hasn't tried to bite me in months. I'm glad she waited until we were in a public place with a bunch of moms, okay nannies around to judge me. I put her in timeout. She runs out of timeout screaming that she wants to go on the parallel bars.

We eventually coax her up onto the trampoline. She runs across, comes down and delays on the uneven bars again. I tell her to move it along. She does....sort of. She sits up on the trampoline with the teacher saying, "It's your turn Sadie. Sadie, it's your turn," but she keeps waving other kids in front of her, going so far as to push the girl next to her on the shoulder like hey, "Your turn girlie." She's the Mark Madsen of 2 year old gymnastics. I can see her riding pine on the 9th grade basketball team but being real enthused about it.

We finally move into the final room so the kids can zip line. Well, we kind of move there. Most of the kids move there but she wants to use the rings. "No rings," I say, pulling her away, which leads to her attempting to bite me a second time. This child is never going to daycare, but at least she'll be famous like Mike Tyson for biting other gymnasts that beat her, or her coach or whatever.

The day has mostly been a failure. The other kids, including the behemoth three year old boy are zip lining like they are in the Amazonian jungle. Sadie says she doesn't want to, but she is finally coaxed into going. The last person to do so. This is her big moment. Meh. She does all right. Nothing to write home about. I wouldn't even blog about it if she weren't my only daughter.

We're waiting around for round 2 when Sadie decides to dart across the room. She winds up running towards this bald mustachioed man who holds his arms open wide as if to hug her, he says, "Hello" and I'm benevolently smiling, in part because that's what I do, and because I'm sure he belongs, and if not, I'll smile less benevolently. And finally she sees her moment to make me proud. She sees his oncoming hug and turns around and sprints in the opposite direction, not stopping until I catch her almost leaving the room. "Good girl," I tell her, and I can tell we've shared a special moment together.

When we get home Steph asks if Sadie saw the coach. "Yes," she answers. "And what did you do?" Steph asked.
"Ran into the other room," Sadie answers.
She's got a bright future ahead of her. 

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Let's earn an MFA: A rough draft considered

I'm doing some thinking about the rough draft I constructed the other day.  Sadly, writing mostly consists in rewriting, which is why cranking out, in about forty minutes time, a story about an existentially troubled dinosaur isn't actually Writing. It's merely, writing. The hard part is turning writing into Writing. I'm not sure I ever figured it out. However, I did get pay for a degree on the subject, so I might as well put it to use. In that vein, let's run a grad school analysis on the piece about a dinosaur stranded on Mars trying to figure out why he's still alive. Class in session: 



Student 1: I liked it. I don't know that I'd change a thing. Just, keep writing, you know. 

S2: I found the portion where the voice is speaking to be slightly derivative. I mean, it kind of works, but it felt familiar in a way that I couldn't quite put my finger on. I'm just not sure that having a crazy voice is helping the story at all. 

S3: I felt right at home in the world, which is surprising since it was a dinosaur on Mars. I'm not quite sure how you pulled it off, but good job. 

S4: I didn't really get the part about the dinosaur eating rocks. It just doesn't work for me. You can't eat rocks. Maybe the author should do some more research about things that actually grow on Mars in order to come up with something a bit more believable. 

S5: (Tells writer before class that they didn't have chance to read story due to emergency/sad break up with sig. other, writer expresses sorrow at break up and understanding at failure to read piece) In class: 
S5: I enjoyed the narrator's duality and thought there were some interesting things to build on. I'm not sure that it's all working in its current state. 

S6: I feel like it takes too long to become clear that the astronauts visiting Mars are from the past. Are they from the past? Is he waiting for them to arrive? I'm just not sure that as it stands the story is functioning effectively, chronologically speaking. 

S7: The whole thing is a grammatical mess. I had a hard time getting past that. 

S8: I agree with what S4 said about really inhabiting the world. I don't think I have any idea of the world that the narrator is inhabiting. I also feel like the human characters are too undifferentiated at this point. I have a radical suggestion. Take them out altogether. 

S9: I think the story is fine. It's amusing or whatever. I just wonder what the author is intending writing a piece about a dinosaur stranded on Mars? I mean, this country is currently involved in a war and has been for over ten years. I mean, we have issues with so many things, guns, marriages etc. What's the point in writing a funny story about a dinosaur? None as far as I can see. 

S10: I had some issues with the diction. I feel like the dinosaur wouldn't have been that eloquent, or maybe he would have used particular words different. I'm trying to find out what makes this specific story, or dinosaur or whatever, one that needs to be heard from or told. I feel like the author needs to decide and figure out how to make it unique. 

S11: I liked the part with the voice, which I know some others disagreed with. I also liked the part with the visiting astronauts, but something else was missing, and I can't quite put my finger on it. Maybe the ending was rushed. Or was it earned? I don't know. It's tough to figure it out exactly. I guess I'd suggest taking out the last paragraph and seeing what that did to the story. Or adding in much more dialogue from the astronauts and just seeing what developed. That's where the heat in the story is for me. 

S12: I want to see more. Just more. I don't think it's working right now, but I'm not sure that it can't work. I think you need to write your way to the actual story. It might not be anything that you've got on the page right now, but I can see that something could develop. 


Teacher: Have any of you read Goethe? Here, let me read a passage: (reads passage). That is writing! What are we all doing here anyway? 

Writer: Thank you for all of your comments. I'm aware that the story has some holes, and I'm just glad I'll have the chance to look at it now with fresh lenses. (Goes home confused and in debt). 

Saturday, February 9, 2013

Review: Silver Linings Playbook




Each year I read move reviews, listen to things on NPR, occasionally grab onto something from the Atlantic or Harper's, and become insanely attached to the idea that I need to see a particular movie. This year that movie was Silver Linings Playbook. I had irrational confidence that it was going to be good. It's like crossing half court and launching a three just because you hit your first shot kind of confidence. It doesn't make sense why you believe that you'll make that shot or that this movie is going to be awesome, but you're also pretty sure that the shot is going in and that the movie is going to be awesome.

I had irrational confidence last year about the movie "Like Crazy" after hearing a stellar review on NPR. The movie was meh, perhaps a bit too concerned with constructing things artfully than with establishing characters who I cared about. However, a couple of years ago my irrational confidence movie was "Black Swan," and Black Swan was amazing. It probably should have won the Oscar. I'm biased towards artsy type fair, but that shi- was good.

Let me start out by saying that I really enjoyed Silver Linings Playbook. It's perhaps the best movie I've seen amongst this year's crop, though I've a lot of wholes and some strangely conflicted feelings about whether Lincolin was a good movie with great acting and a great story line or whether that just means it was  great movie. SLP turns out to be a strange ride. Even though it follows certain romantic genre conceptions, on the whole, I spent the whole movie not knowing what was going to come next. Would we have a fight? A dance scene? A conversation about the spread of a football game? A tender family moment?

The movie begins with some cringe worthy moments. Pat, played by Bradley Cooper, celebrates his return to society from a mental institution by grabbing the wheel from his mom's hands while they are driving on the highway. Anyone who has driven a car probably also had that feeling of, it's okay to do crazy shi-, but not shi- that crazy. He follows this up with a 4 A.M. diatribe about the plot problems at the end of A Farwell to Arms, which he tosses throws through a window after finishing. While the bit is funny, we're also currently living in a country where "mental health" is a buzzword that is currently in use. In fact, an adjustment to our mental health standards seems to be about the only thing that people can agree on in the gun debate. (This is largely because some folks out there believe that the Constitution and Second Amendment Rights therein are somehow inviolable, despite what people like Jeffery Toobin have pointed out ie, that it may only be granting the right to bear arms to the militia. At times, in our current climate I wonder if people think the Constitution stands above the Bible in holiness and wonder if somehow the idea was spread that it was dictated through all three persons of the Trinity).

It is just this environment that makes the early portions of SLP so hard to watch. I find it hard to watch scenes of mental illness depicted without wondering, or remembering the number of people that I've known who have been afflicted. I think the movie does a wonderful job of showing how destructive it can be without demonizing or glorifying it. Neither Sal, nor his quasi savior, Tiffany, who also suffers from mental illness, are the sorts of folks who seem capable of enjoying a nice date at the zoo. Rather, we see that each day can present its own challenges, and especially in the case of, Sal, we see how his illness has deeply effected the relationship of his entire family.

Sal's parents, played by Robert DeNiro and Jackie Weaver are just plain excellent. The audience sees the struggle of love, disappointment, guilt, and belief in their son. A belief and attention that serve both as cornerstone and mill stone of their familial relationship. It eventually becomes clear that Sal's father also suffers from mental health issues, which have manifested themselves in his unhealthy gambling and love affair with watching the Philadelphia Eagles play on Sunday.

The movie is also consistently funny. Whether it's Sal walking around upstairs explaining just why "A Farewell to Arms" is so terrible, (something along the lines of, "the world is such a difficult place to live in as it is, why have children in high school reading books that are going to make them depressed. It's a bit more colorful and funny than my rendition) or Jennifer Lawrence playing, Tiffany, appearing from behind a tree slap stick style and chasing Sal down the street peppering him with questions, or Sal's best friend using his hand to cover his entire face in order to describe the feeling of his job, work and baby all at once; the movie is not a comedy, but it makes you laugh.

The relationship between Sal and Tiffany, which is the centerpiece of the movie, is bizarre, strange, sweet, and manipulative. I find myself pleased with the way this movie managed to play so many notes, mixing comedy, drama, sadness, mental health issues into a strangely coherent whole. I suppose, despite the general Hollywoodishness of some portions of the movie, that's why it felt like a better stab at life than some movies. The difference between the characters in SLP and the characters that most of us are playing in our everyday lives is that their shi- was externalized due to their illness. They were unsuccessful at hiding the deeper emotions and problems that plague most human beings unbeknownst to everyone else around. Sit on a subway and look around. All of these unique individuals on the train car with you have painful and beautiful stories. Now look down. It is impolite to make eye contact and the weight of the world would crush you. And so it winds up being hard not to root for people who you know probably shouldn't be in relationship with one another because they are so obviously troubled.

I'd be remiss if I didn't talk about a couple of other minor items. The camera was certainly not apologetic in its admiration of the figure of Mrs. Jennifer Lawrence, an actress who is, perhaps deservingly, going around collecting best actress awards. However, I remember Michael Bay being castigated for just such transgressions in Transformers 3, which, to be fair, is apparently a horrendous movie all around, so I didn't want to let it slip by without note. There is of course a much longer discourse that could take place about whether that was important for the character or not, or the film on the whole, or art, or feminism, or the male gaze etc. You could also make some sort of counterargument that it's not her fault that she looks fantastic in dance scenes, and that's why I have almost nothing useful to say on this subject, other than to say that it was present. However, if you held my feet to the fire I'd probably say no and cut a couple of the more gratuitously admiring a fit 21 year old shots that litter the latter portion of the movie.

However, I also find it curious that Miss Lawrence is racking up wins for best actress this year. For, though her acting was great in this movie, it seems a step below some of the recent vintage, Natalie Portman in "Black Swan" Helen Mirriem in "The Queen" immediately come to mind, but perhaps there was no other perfect role for a woman this year, though I'll take a flier on Emmanuel Riva in Armour if anyone else has seen it. (I'm also ruling out Quvenzhane Wallis for "Beasts of the Southern Wild) because she's too young to run around winning Oscars).

The movie is extremely adept at navigating through a variety of different genres. My companion said it reminded her of The Royal Tenenbaums, which seemed like an apt comparison in a lot of ways. The two movies are not entirely alike, but they do both travel from familial to specific love relationships with a mixture of laughter and legitimate emotion. I think RT's pitch is set a bit lower. I don't recall crying any of the three times I've watched it, and SLP got me once, and nearly a couple of other times, for the primary reason that the characters were sort of falling apart and experiencing something more viscerally, a state of being to the world that was less affectation than a legitimate sort of weariness or pain that is part and parcel with being a living and breathing human being in this flawed world of ours.

And now we must talk about the ending, or something approaching the ending, which worked nearly as well. For the record, the ending was fine. I'm always a fan of narrative arcs that end true to the format or structures that they've laid forth during the course of the film. SLP ended fine, maybe well, but right before it ended it did something near brilliant. It had a dance. A dance scene that managed to bring together the strangeness of the Philly family who loves football and gambling being deeply vested in a dancing competition, along with real drama as Sal dances in front of his estranged wife and his new interest, Tiffany. Thus, we have comedy and drama existing simultaneously. And Russell, who is either no fool or supremely lucky to have stars who can't quite dance, puts together an amazing dance scene that serves as a wonderful metaphor for the entire movie. We have some Charleston, some booty shaking, a failed lift, a passable waltz all jammed in to a spectacular small scene. The audience doesn't know what to expect because we haven't seen the two dance much. And so it's a surprise, as much of the movie was, to see what these two people had constructed, and it was exactly the sort of strange and weird and funny and sweet kind of dance that Russell was playing with the entire movie. How can you be both funny and sad, sweet and serious. How many times can a character physically hurt someone or himself before we stop rooting for him? How many times can a female lead be self-destructive or manipulative before we start hoping she'll disappear as well? I don't know, but I do know that Russell made a movie successful enough to make me wonder while still having me deeply vested at the end. Bravo. 

Friday, February 8, 2013

A Rough Draft



First off, let's talk about what we're listening to these days. Sadie is a big fan of this particular song, she says, "I like this song" when it starts. She also once thought that it was Ole McDonald, but I think it's safe to say she loves it.



Sometimes we slow it down and listen to the "Lovely Girl" song.



Okay, my first request for writing a short story came in as:
a dinosaur, in the first person, who lives on mars and is conflicted about returning to earth to tell the true story of the dinosaurs demise..
make it a vegetarian dinosaur with a sense of humor
good luck!!

Listen, Calvino has a great story about dinosaurs in Cosmicomics. Everyone should go out and read Italo Calvino after finishing this post, that book in particular, or risk being thought a fool by this author who can't figure out/doesn't are enough to stop writing in highlighted text. I'll give it a shot anyway, but I expect book reports on Calvino. Don't be lazy America, or the small part of America that I know, read a book. 

It is hard to determine, after a certain number of years spent alone, just exactly what you are? For instance, isn't it said that a beetle, for beetles existed in the cretaceous, though that's not what we were calling it. Anyhow, I remember hearing a story about a beetle who became isolated from all other beetles who were currently scurrying about the world and began believing by the mid point in his life that he was a dinosaur and not a beetle. I should point out that his life came to a rather abrupt end mere moments after he decided that he was a probably a dinosaur. Apparently, or so I was told, he began approaching a large herbivore like dinosaur, menacing him with what he believed were large tearing claws, which unfortunately for him turned out to be merely minuscule feet, and, on the approach he accidentally stepped onto a large leaf and was summarily eaten. 

I don't quite remember why I began telling that particular story, one's mind begins to wander as I may or may not have said before. The irritating part about living here is the drab dullness of the place. What appears from far overhead to be large portions of red rock, occasionally broken up by slightly different portions of red rock, actually turns out, from up close, to be exactly that. The strange part is that I don't entirely remember how I got here? I hear someone else saying something, "I know dear friend. How did anyone of us get here? It's a chicken an egg type thing? Do we know what chicken and eggs are? Are you also hungry?" The problem is that I don't know if the voice is to be trusted. He's been telling me for weeks that we need to eat more rocks, but I am honestly quite tired of eating rocks. I mean, I realize it's an adaptation that has served all of us quite well, but it's a disappointment, somewhat on par with what the beetle must have felt as he was slowly being digested in the belly of a large herbivore.

If you're like me you're wondering if it occurred to the beetle as he was being eaten that he wasn't a dinosaur with large flesh shearing claws or whether he said something like, "Holy shi-. I forgot, I'm just a beetle!" I'm hoping for the former, but I've always been an optimist and a bit soft-hearted for whatever it is that I've become. I don't remember a definition for he who mopes about eating rocks and wondering how he got there. I suppose, as the last remaining kind of my species I'm as entitled as anyone to come up with the name. 

Although, to be fair, that's not why I've been asked here today. (Checks notes). Have I been asked here? Is it possible to be asked to something if you're the person who is doing the asking? As you can see I'm in a judge, jury, and executioner type role, although I'd also technically be on trial. The whole exercise is typically mind bending, and I've been told that I have the mind roughly the size of a walnut, which is something that is slightly larger than an average rock, and much more culinarily pleasing, or so I intuit. 

We've had visitors here, you see. The voice and I. The voice kept telling me to rend the flesh from their bones, but sometimes the voice forgets that that's not the sort of way that a person should behave around strangers. 

"What the hell is that?" One of them said. 

"I guess it's a Martian," the other said fearfully, holding something up and pointing it at me. 

"Do we kill it?" 

"Maybe we could try and communicate with it. What are the chances it speaks standard American English?" 

"Somewhere just below zero." 

It was at this point in time that I stopped listening to their thoughts and began to think about rending the flesh from their bones. The problem was that I couldn't exactly remember how one went about rending flesh from bones. Was it a slicing gesture? Did one use one's talons to cut at a forty five degree angle? Was it better to cut straight across? Is that even what rending entailed? The voice was telling me that it was best to cut at a forty five degree angle, though it believed that it wouldn't be a bad idea to operate at ninety degree angles either, and then it gibbered for a while about solving for the third side of a right triangle before falling asleep. 

"I don't want to over extrapolate, but the looks kind of unintelligent just standing there." 

"Did he, not sure why I'm assuming it's a he, just eat a rock?" 

"Is there a chance that it's self-replicating? Have we even considered the possibility that gender is specific to our planet and evolution, but that it's entirely something else--"

"Yeah. I'm pretty sure that thing just ate a rock." 

The voice is always drifting off like that into sleep. I believe that he's often too emotional and I tell him that, but it's hard to make him listen. I've decided not to rend the flesh from their bones on the grounds that I wouldn't even know where to start. I make a friendly gesture with my tail, swinging it round in front of me and they all take a step back. 

"If that sob swings his tail again I'm going to fire on him." 

"He, it, whatever, doesn't seem particularly aggressive." 

"Do you find it strange that we're calling it a male. Is it because we'd be more comfortable killing the thing if it's a man, or is it because we're still living in the grips of a vast patriarchy." 

"I mean functionally, how do you go about getting any sustenance from a rock. It's implausible. Like, I'm wondering if it even exists. Are we all seeing the same thing? or did the ship spring some sort of major gas leak right before we landed." 

I think therefore I am. However, sometimes I don't think. Sometimes I'll be sitting around for hours at a time, just passing time, and I'll try and go back to remember exactly what I was thinking, and I'll use my tail to smack myself in the head because I'll realize that I've been thinking about nothing at all. I don't really understand Cartesian dualism, but I'm fairly certain that the scientists who's brain I was sifting through didn't either. The voice has been waxing on for an hour about the beauties of raw flesh, but I keep telling him we're up a creek without a paddle because those people left a month ago. He has trouble distinguishing time, the voice. It's another one of his problems. Sometimes he'll confuse the Jurassic with the Mesozoic, and I'll just have a little chuckle to myself about his foolishness. 

"I'm thinking that we're not heroes if we bring back a corpse."

"I'm thinking that if we bring back nothing, they'll send someone else out here next time to get him, it, whatever." 

"Does he look like a dinosaur to anyone else. Not everywhere, I'll admit, but kind of around the eyes. Look around the eyes and tell me you're not looking at a dinosaur." 

"I am not looking at a dinosaur. I am looking at a Martian." 

And now I'm waiting for them, or someone like them to return. And I'l have to decide if I want to go back. If I want to describe to them the lengthy winter that came after the Meteor hit. If I want to tell him how it was all we could do to rend and tear at each other's flesh. How in the end, we were all carnivores that winter. How else were we to survive? It's a sad story, that one, and perhaps I'll tell a different one this time around, perhaps I'll say that we grew wings and soared out of the earth's atmosphere and into space beyond, that we adapted on the fly, generation after generation, until we reached Mars, or whatever, and forgot how to fly, how to rend flesh from bones, how to do any of those things that might have once made us emperors of the earth. I can't decide if any of this is true or not. The voice is suggesting to me now that we are only a beetle in the belly of a large herbivore. I suspect that he might have been right about everything all along.