Streets....

Today, my netflix account started recommending movies that were Critically acclaimed, suspenseful and cerebral. If they'd just add a fourth category to the recommendation I'd feel comfortable about what I was watching.

Ie: Gritty, gutty, critics watched this movie, brief nudity.

Ie: Documentary, typical thing you dirty left wingers like, probably will reinforce views you already have, kind of a good movie to make out to.

Ie: Slasher, suspenseful, people will do inexplicable things that will likely get them murdered, why do people like movies like this anyway?

Ie: Family, This movie has a dog in it, at some point the dog is going to die and probably some people will learn about mortality and you might cry, stop crying!

Ie: Silent, boring, when was sound invented?, based on a critically acclaimed novel by Willa Cather

Ie: Heart-wrenching, based on a fairly pedestrian effort from Nicholas Sparks, some old people are going to remember loving someone when they were much younger, also it will rain.

Ie: Action, probably some explosions, also a good movie to make out to, barring that, watch it with some of your friends and make fun of it.

Ie: Retread of a movie that only gets worse each time we try and retell the story, I mean, why can't the Matrix have only been one movie?, women in tight clothes but fairly caricature like roles, probably a good movie to turn off halfway through and go take a look at the stars.

Ie: Cartoon movie, We're probably going to face some adversity that will be overcome after learning a little bit about the individual but also ourselves writ large, this movie got like 87 percent on Rotten Tomatoes, just like every other cartoon movie excluding those one's that obviously royally suck like Alvin and the Chimpunks 2, which was live action anyway when you really get down to it, inspiring.


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